Wanted cereal.

Kids ate all the damn Captain Crunch...so I look for the Fruit Loops. Jay seems to have helped himself to them, as the box was left on the edge of the counter. Hope they were good ya little fucker, cause that's all the food you get today.

My choices were Raisin Bran..and Pops...so I'm having Pops...Raisin Bran is my normal cereal of choice , so I decided to live on the wild side today.

My mini-rose bushes...are getting ready to bloom again. When I was inspecting the buds..I see they are covered in aphids. Dammit. Gotta go to Earl May to get some bug juice. Last year we had an overabundance of lady bugs..and now of course when I need them, they are nowhere to be found.

The girls...ughh...

They are bring so catty and mean to each other. My kids don't get hit, or called names...but somehow they've found both appropriate to do to each other.

So, I've told them...you hit someone....I HIT YOU . Plain and simple.

You call your sister a Patty McFatty, DumbHead, imbecile, or a nematoad..(which why that's a bad thing I dunno)...but when/if you do...you get soap in your mouth.

And, one more thing . If you ask me one more time when we are going to get more fireworks. I will send you to daycare...in the hood...the one that was on the news last week.

Try me kid..I dare ya.