I woke up fat.

I woke up pregnant.

Yes I've been this way for about 15 weeks now.

But today...it's there.

I had my last bible study with Cosmo today*wiping a tear*...and will transition slowly into bible study with take-out menus. *muffled sob*


I realized while folding laundry that also...it was time to say good-bye to some old friends for awhile.

Goodbye my favorite low cut worn thin in the ass Levi jeans *sniff* ...

Goodbye my lovely super hot deal at the Buckle dark blue with the fabulous design on the back pocket denims. *sob*

Goodbye my ViGoss...fuck that ..I bought those bitches big they'll fit for a bit longer. *Put those in my drawer.*


Ohhhh look at you ...you sweeter than honey halter style light lime green hot momma shirt....I'll keep you close to the front of the closet...*blow a kiss*

Ah..there you are...you lucious denim mini....you my dear are staying with me ..if Britney can do it ...then fuck if I can't.

Look... I didn't marry my white trash back up dancer,I put my kids in car seats, and I know it's bad manners to snap my bubble yum on camera...so I'm wearing the goddamn skirt.


I open my closet door...and see the rest of them . Looking, waiting, begging to be the chosen one for today.

And, I decide I can't do this all in one day...saying goodbye is just too hard.

Went Shoppin'

I had to. It's been two weeks since I've shopped ! Two weeks !

I mean who can do that and stay sane ? It's just not right I tell ya.

Oh I did see some white trash bitch shoplifting too....well..for a bit , but it turns out that security did too.

So I watched her get busted too.

Ahh sweet justice.

Seriously ...if you can't afford to put a window in your car to replace that Hefty bag...you need to shoplift at Goodwill...or Wal-Mart...as to make make yourself so obvious . Ok ?

I'm just sayin'.

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So my major savings buys today were two pairs of shorts originally 35 dollars each..and one pair of jeans originally 54 dollars..all for 17 dollars....thank you thank you. *Bow*Bow*Curtsey*


I've been on a mad hunt for a great new purse...and still am. Nothing fabulous today.

But that's quite alright...there's always tomorrow.