I woke up fat.
I woke up pregnant.
Yes I've been this way for about 15 weeks now.
But today...it's there.
I had my last bible study with Cosmo today*wiping a tear*...and will transition slowly into bible study with take-out menus. *muffled sob*
I realized while folding laundry that also...it was time to say good-bye to some old friends for awhile.
Goodbye my favorite low cut worn thin in the ass Levi jeans *sniff* ...
Goodbye my lovely super hot deal at the Buckle dark blue with the fabulous design on the back pocket denims. *sob*
Goodbye my ViGoss...fuck that ..I bought those bitches big they'll fit for a bit longer. *Put those in my drawer.*
Ohhhh look at you ...you sweeter than honey halter style light lime green hot momma shirt....I'll keep you close to the front of the closet...*blow a kiss*
Ah..there you are...you lucious denim mini....you my dear are staying with me ..if Britney can do it ...then fuck if I can't.
Look... I didn't marry my white trash back up dancer,I put my kids in car seats, and I know it's bad manners to snap my bubble yum on camera...so I'm wearing the goddamn skirt.
I open my closet door...and see the rest of them . Looking, waiting, begging to be the chosen one for today.
And, I decide I can't do this all in one day...saying goodbye is just too hard.